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| APK |
 Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Mariposa79 wrote: |
| APK wrote: |
I already made a thread for this. It's titled "arggh! Hold me back!"  |
ha ha I did this the day of |
No way, I made the thread as soon as AOL gave the news. You mean you beat me to it? Darn you! |
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| Mariposa79 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| AladdinsGenie wrote: |
| Billy Joe wrote: |
| Now, I’m not trying to sound like I’m the new Jesus Christ. Number one, he was much funnier than me. And, when I try and grow a beard, it always comes out kind of scraggly in parts. |
*dies*
I think it's just cause he's so sweet and raunchily (that is so not a word) hysterical everyone is upset by this. |
Well at least he didn't say that he was bigger than him. He lowered himself by the man.
I think it's funny. |
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| Mariposa79 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| APK wrote: |
| I already made a thread for this. It's titled "arggh! Hold me back!" |
ha ha I did this the day of |
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| Syera |
| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:46 am Post subject: |
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| ...and raunchily (that is so not a word)... |
Is so. It's a perfectly acceptable English word modified with a perfectly acceptable English suffix. So there.  |
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| AladdinsGenie |
| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:33 am Post subject: |
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| Billy Joe wrote: |
| Now, I’m not trying to sound like I’m the new Jesus Christ. Number one, he was much funnier than me. And, when I try and grow a beard, it always comes out kind of scraggly in parts. |
*dies*
I think it's just cause he's so sweet and raunchily (that is so not a word) hysterical everyone is upset by this. |
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| Nez |
| Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:32 am Post subject: |
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| It's kinda funny. Some celebrities try to deny what they say in the tabloids and the infamy that goes with it and it just makes the problem worse. Glad to see Gilbert taking it well. |
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| Calluna |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Yay, I'm psychic! |
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| Iago |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Actually... I just got this tonight from him
Dear Boys and Girls who signed up for my fan club,
Usually, when I have something to say, I put it on my Blog on my website or on MySpace. Of course, if you’ve bothered to read those, it doesn’t matter if I actually had something to say or not. But, I figured since you signed up for my fan site, you deserve to get my stupid ramblings ahead of everyone else, so here you go.
A few weeks ago, the Boston Phoenix newspaper picked me as the #1 Unsexiest Man in the World. I had no idea that the article would snowball the way it has.
I’ve received responses from all over the world including England, Hong Kong, Korea, India, Canada and Australia. It made the home page on AOL, MSNBC, Fox News and others. I was on Fox and Friends this morning, Canadian’s version of CNN this evening and I’m doing VH1’s Best Week Ever tomorrow. I heard that Regis and Kelly mentioned it and Kelly Ripa defended my sexiness. This is what I’ve heard. If she didn’t defend it, please don’t tell me, as the fantasy is too great. Paula Zahn felt the story was so important that the anti-Christ born out of the bonding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (or as the press calls them ‘TomKat’), received a distant second to my story which was NUMBER ONE. Take that L. Ron Hubbard!
The emails I’ve been receiving have been quite interesting. I’ve had more than a number of ladies out there saying “Don’t listen to that article. We find you sexy.” Those responses, I’ve been reading and reading a few million times. And, when I stop writing this message, you know for damn sure I will be looking at those again. Also, the article has seemed to strike a nerve with guys who feel that they are losers. They’ve been coming to my defense. Now, I’m not trying to sound like I’m the new Jesus Christ. Number one, he was much funnier than me. And, when I try and grow a beard, it always comes out kind of scraggly in parts.
For you old movie fans, I think I can sum up the responses I’ve received by quoting James Gleason in the movie Meet John Doe, “There you are, Norton! The people! Try and lick that!”
Thanks,
Gilbert Gottfried
PS - If you haven't ordered my DVD or CD "Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes" on www.GilbertGottfried.com, what the hell are you waiting for?!??!?!?!? |
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| Calluna |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm kind of amused to see all of this outrage; I'm sure Gilbert's happy to get the publicity. |
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| APK |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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| I already made a thread for this. It's titled "arggh! Hold me back!" |
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| Mariposa79 |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr. Peepers * grabs an apple and eat it insanly as fast as I can.* |
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| AladdinsGenie |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| *spanks self* |
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| xfkirsten |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Nez wrote: |
Why do they have Ron Howard and Chris Kattan on that list?!
I think they're actually cute in a weird way. |
I want to see the fit that Mango would be throwing right now... |
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| Nez |
| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:51 am Post subject: |
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Why do they have Ron Howard and Chris Kattan on that list?!
I think they're actually cute in a weird way. |
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| Mariposa79 |
| Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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| I know right. I mean who made that official to ever be such a list? Did they do it based on vote to vote population or some person to decide who is attractive or not. |
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